Lollipop
Sh-sh-she licked me like a lollipop.
*Hush*
Anyway I'm damn sexually tense and it's not even funny (even though my friends think it is). Let's just not talk about it and I'll just feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I can now set off metal detectors totally naked.
I shall now focus my energy towards healthy activities, like the 10km Standard Charter marathon I signed up for.
P.S. It doesn't help knowing that 60-ish percent of the student population in NUS are getting laid at least once a week. Fuck them. Seriously. Although they're probably contented fucking each other.
I am going to apply for minority benefits.
*Hush*
Anyway I'm damn sexually tense and it's not even funny (even though my friends think it is). Let's just not talk about it and I'll just feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I can now set off metal detectors totally naked.
I shall now focus my energy towards healthy activities, like the 10km Standard Charter marathon I signed up for.
P.S. It doesn't help knowing that 60-ish percent of the student population in NUS are getting laid at least once a week. Fuck them. Seriously. Although they're probably contented fucking each other.
I am going to apply for minority benefits.
